"Men Don't Understand"
by: Michael Modzelewski

Thomas Gainsborough, Mr. and Mrs. Andrews, c. 1749

"Men just don't get It!" constantly choruses the feminine gender -- furrowing men's brows even further as they ponder just what 'It" is they are not getting (besides female respect, friendship, admiration, hot sex, etc.) Upon being chosen Cosmopolitan Magazine's "Bachelor-of-The-Month," receiving 5,000 letters, proposals, and assorted intimate apparel from women (world-wide), sure -- red-blooded, testosterone-poisoned male, Michael Modzelewski decided to live-out 'Every man's Fantasy' -- but only from the perspective of a serious researcher who bravely enlisted in the ongoing 'War Between The Sexes' as a front-line (and often shell-shocked) correspondent. Michael's "Live-Report" from the inter-gender battle zones departs deep wisdom via rollicking humor ... verifies that, indeed, the 'truth is stranger/more wonderful than fiction' while dating an instructive and, at times, near-surreal cross-section of female Americana... and, finally, he earns a 'Purple Heart' (loving wife) and bullet-proof responses to Dr. Freud's enigmatic bemusement: "What do women really want?"

(It's not 'The Economy [your wallet], Stupid!).....